I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I told him it was like a man's penis, but smaller.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I've come to the conclusion that the only reason I fucked him was because he reminded me of Seth Rogen.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I just told the toilet I loved it. Bad sign.
Just got our of the shower. I'm standing naked in front of my open windows cause fuck my neighbors that's why
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
The air taste purple.
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