Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
just hooked up with an air force officer in a hotel room paid for by the military. i feel like i should go around thanking taxpayers for the assist.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I had to drink heavily last night because I needed to forget that you told me you want to blow my dad.
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
Just had a flashback of dry humping a man lying in the street while Jim (dressed as santa) screams 'HAVE YOU BEEN A GOOD BOY?!'
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Any chance you used one if the curtain rods in the fireplace room as a sword? One is missing
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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