Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
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This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
third nipple confirmed
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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