are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
"Yeah because the first thing I think of when I hear the word college is tear gas."
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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