She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Fuck the gym. I just shaved m'cooch and my pants now fit looser.... Dont judge me.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
He lives 20 minutes away driving distance and decided to walk. I talked to him today and he took a nap along the way... In a cemetery.
Shame - the story of my life.
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