how can u be prego again
Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
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Somedays I wish I were a bird. Then people wouldn't be so grossed out when I vomit
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
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Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
Not gonna make it. His stripper neighbors are playing a Super Bowl drinking game that involves removing my clothes
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