but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
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Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Bro, i just sang journey's "dont stop beleavin" at mcdonalds. and the guy was sooo impressed he gave us free food. God i love america
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Our halfway to Halloween party needs to never happen again. There were waaayy too many wasted cartoon characters passed out in my living room this morning...
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
I JUST WATCHED PAULA DEEN PUT BUTTER IN HER BLOODY MARY. This is not a drill. Real life.
Dicks are not precious.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
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