they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
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We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
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