i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
I made a tournament bracket for the girls that Im talking with.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
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