Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
That girl gave me her number because you were arrested. I am so proud of you dude.
the bar didnt serve shots so jim ordered us jaeger neat. it worked.
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
If body pillows had a built in vibrator attached I would literally never need a boyfriend again
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
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