And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
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It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
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my poor anus
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
Lesbians just stole my cat :(
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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