ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I'd rather make snow angels in a pool of elephant shit.than sleep with him.
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You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
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You made out with him a lot. Almost as much as you told everyone Paul was the zamboni guy.
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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