Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
never try to heat up a hot pocket in the dryer if ur microwave breaks...bad idea.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Just got offered to exchange moonshine for manscaping services by a gay guy. I'm gonna have the smoothest back in St. Louis county.
Do you ever wonder what the men who we shamelessly objectify would think if they saw our texts in regard to them?
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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