I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
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is this the sara with the beer cane?
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
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I can't bring an entire liter in the bar in my purse. I mean I can. I might. I'm probably gonna.
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
my new game is to try to use the phrase "explosion in your mouth". as much as possible on tinder.
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
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