Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
I swear he shrunk like 2 inches. Remind me that drunk sex needs to remain drunk sex.
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"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
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Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
I'm home now if you wanna come over.
Sloane just tried to lick my eyeball. I'm going to regain my composure then I'll be there.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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