Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
I think I might get 604 tattooed on my ass tonight...
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
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