you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he said "you're pretty" then i made out with him. thats all it took
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
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Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
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So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
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