DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
You pretended to pelvic thrust my mother on the boat while my 92 year old grandmother looked on. Thanks.
We did shots with the Tupperware consultant last night. I'd say the night was a success.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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