Also, the republican called me again last night. He called me dumb and ugly then begged to come over. Gosh... he knows how to make me want him...
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
When I start puking tomorrow, just let me be. it'll start around 8:35. just let me heave. i love this part of my morning.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I can't. I mean he's hot, but there's really nothing else there
You just said he's hot
NO YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND
I blame everything on you. My broken heart, my fucked up liver and my twisted mind.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
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