whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
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There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Apparently all year they've been using me as a standard of drunkenness
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Boobs speak an international language.
My buddy just got straight up kicked out of the bar on my bday for water boarding people with beer and bar towels
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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