He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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