At least make sure they are 18
Why
I just cut my nipple shaving
dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
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its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I asked her why she was drunkenly masturbating to Iron Man and all she replied was "Robert Downey Jr". As far as excuses go, that seemed pretty legit.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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