Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
You know your life is awesome when sometimes you walk down the street eating a sandwich and you run into someone you had a threesome with. And not say hi.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
my sisters under your porch take her home
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
My roommate definitely just walked in on me playing the piano naked.
By piano you mean.....
Like literally a piano.
Ohhhh that's kind of embarrassing.
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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