new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
College has taught me that the "best idea" is rarely the fun one.
This is true but you can't really get fired from college
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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