doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
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How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
Just accidentally flashed my junk to the lady helping me try on suits, it was cold in there, I don't think she was impressed.
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Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
Let this be a lesson to you, parmesan cheese crumbles are not a good substitute for coffee creamer, no matter how high you are
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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