is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
he quoted the bible to break up with me
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
I consider myself an expert at getting drunk and embarrassing people at weddings.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
I would eat the Denny's grand slam special out of my new probation officers b hole
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Okay, the good news, found Jared, all IDs accounted for, Jack is meeting us at yours with your requested the delivery. The bad news: Lost Alice, banned from Stages, possibly fucked my TA in the bathroom.
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