I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
Although I'm glad you didn't let my climb in the sink, I really wish you would have let me pretend to be a duck in the shower for a little longer
My wife just tried to justify to me why she wants to bring a girl into bed with us. I should win an academy award for my face and response of 'well of its what you need.'
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I responded with revoking his blow job privileges. Needless to say, he's learned his lesson.
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