Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
i just keep picturing us drunk surrounded by kittens.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
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