Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
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No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
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Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I can't be here...my therapist just watched me take tequila shots
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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