Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
blowing a .13 at 10 AM isn't nearly as cool as I thought it would be.
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Last night I dipped into my beer fund to pay for groceries. SINCE WHEN ARE MY PRIORITIES SO WHACK???
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
My ex came to my place while I was gone. Random things he took: snow shoes, my laundry quarters, a decorative picture, all my condiments, the container that held my rice and a sticker off my wallet. Then left a note saying he watered my plants and fed my cats. What. The. Fuck.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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