U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
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he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
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You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
Man I gotta stop stashing shit when I'm high. I just spent 2 hours searching for my bag of pot and eventually found it in fucking a bandaid box.
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
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