I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
what made it akward was his girlfriends dog watching us have sex
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
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then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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Been in bed for 16 hours. Haven't eaten in 18 hours. Haven't pissed in almost 20 hours. Fuck you Stacey and your former reign as laziest bitch. I got the title now.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
I just want to make out with him forever
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
Sorry about my life...
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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