508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
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WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
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You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I'm sorry about the spring break comment. I won't make anymore pornos, I promise.
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
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