Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
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Agreed. And i highly doubt it could be awkward. You do remember our introduction was a direct result of you mentioning your affinity for my genitals, right?
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
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You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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