she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
Alcoholism comes in two forms... Us.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
im so proud of her that she got shit faced finally. This must be what it feels like to see you kids get their diploma or some shit.
Well, we ended up labeling the relationship. We are now each other's designated butt-toucher.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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