Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I'm pretty sure that the bartender arranged a marriage for me last night. Sounds like a legit birthday present to me.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
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