What time do you think the pilgrims started drinking? I want to be as accurate as possible.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
We told you to stay put for 2 minutes. We come back out and your being handcuffed yelling "DO YOU FEEL LIKE A GOOD FUCKING PERSON ARRESTING ME ON MY BIRTHDAY?!"
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Dougie got over his pride nerves. Found him dancing on a float wearing nothing but rainbow boxers.
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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