I got chris browned last night
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
I spilled a beer on myself, so I went back to my place to change. The city marshall was at my door with a warrant. That beer cost me 760 bucks.
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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