You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
you made sure to tell everyone that the amount of people you had slept with was actually quite low, especially when the size of your breasts was taken into account
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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