At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
whatever. as long as im no longer referred to as the girl who fucked the pledge on his big brother's couch.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Sorry I sent so many blank messages. My hands are slippery. Don't ask why.
Listen, you can whine about not having a "red" wine glass, or you can suck it up and chug it from the vase like the rest of us. The choice is yours.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Randomize
