worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
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Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I tried to order champagne at IHOP last night
Just FYI....you totally yelled out Royals while we were having sex last night lol.
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She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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