I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
She tried to escape and she fell and hit the door. She's gunna freak when she wakes up with only half a tooth.
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so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I'm just gonna start letting dudes eat it. American idol for my vagina
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
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I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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