The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
The medical term is prolapsed anal walls if you want to look into it with dignity.
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
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