Spotted: jayne dropping her cigarettes in a puddle...then picking them back up and putting them in her pocket. If i ever get that desperate, stop talking to me
It's just like soggy cereal, but cancerous
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
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You graduated two years ago... You can't keep using spring break as an excuse.
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Do you think that we can get a group discount on liver transplants? We'll be like kids again!
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I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
She was doing hand motions and used straws from drinks like those airport light batons to have me back my "747 jumbo dick" towards you.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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