Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
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we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
this isn't the first time i woke up with peanut butter in my butt
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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