I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
Aw c'mon. You have to see if the spinning penis rumor is true.
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
No, the responsible one does not yell out "lets go to iHop" at 5 in the morning to a bunch of drunk people with munchies.
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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