Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
The port-o-potty that I peed in last night didn't actually have a toilet in it. And i never told anyone until this moment.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
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