its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
No, you dont understand, he literately fucked me into a new hairstyle, quite nice too.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
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well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
He's ready to settle down, whereas I'm like "More shots please"
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
Didn't know my clit could produce that many orgasms in one night. Fuck my husband; think I might have to become a lesbian.
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