I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
Just taught my suite how to queef. I feel like i'm back in 9th grade!
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
Here. I am here. I do not know where here is but it includes condom balloons, a keg castle, and a shaved goat. Do not find me...I am in post blackout heaven.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
Oh, I also stabbed a guy Friday and he still asked me out
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
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