Anal astronaut?
Wow word travels fast.
They told me I spent half the night at the club with one ball hanging out my shorts. Apparently it got me 1 free drink, 2 numbers, and thrown out.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Sorry brah. Drastic times called for drastic measures and I had to go home and bang a cougar.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
Whats spookier? Halloween or waking up to a drunk text from your ex telling you how awesome you are at 2am
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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