Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
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Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
You know, I think I'm going to rock the shit out of this whole mid-twenties thing. Fuck babies and weddings -- I have vodka and young cock.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
The ride home was alright, we hooked up in the street next to his car after he smashed into the guard rail
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
What part of “the stripper has a gun, we need to leave” is confusing you? She’s drunk, she’s fucking crazy and NOW SHE’S PACKING HEAT!
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