He is such a slut. More and more my type.
Do you realize that Last night you pissed in my closet and then walked to the bathroom to wash your hands?
you hand the children out the window. i'll pour the drinks.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
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i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
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So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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