quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I'm so proud of us for fucking the same friend group before we met in a completely unrelated instance.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I deserve a fucking award for best roommate. I just cleaned his room, so he can have a 3 some
Welp just pooped in a garbage can. Guess I'm not better than you at life in any aspect.
ok it turns out chain mail does not protect against falling down a flight of stairs. please send help.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
You can laugh all you want but 99 grapes is a lot stronger than what you were drinking.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I'm going to need a penis the size of a bat
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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