Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
did u get his digits?
yes his name is chazbangbangbang according to my phone...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
he's had a change of heart. and besides, we could use a laugh.
oh, well, if you all need a good laugh, by all means endanger my life.
ok first of all what the fuck
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
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