At least make sure they are 18
Why
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
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I lost it last night. That was humiliating. Cincinnati is now covered in my puke.
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
I straight up told your dad I've slept with a majority of your family
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
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