All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
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We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
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