Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She just told me she blew the waiter in the bathroom. Should I still leave a tip?
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
All I can think of is a mama duck followed by her baby ducks, in brightly colored track shoes.
How high are you?
he'll always be the guy that i fucked on the bathroom floor
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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