Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
Couldn't see or hear that well because she hit me on the back of the head with a bat. That is my excuse. Also the gin.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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