I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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