you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I had to go to the bank to confirm purchases made on 10/31/09 because they were signed as Lady Gaga
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
I really really need to have and out of body experience just so I can talk to myself about this shit that I'm doing with my life.
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someone stole all your weed so you told us you were planning each of our deaths
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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