4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
The cat be actin like a 2:30 am poop is the time to tell me all about her thoughts and fears in life. No bitch, this is definitely alone time.
If it snows I'm making an igloo and getting wasted in it
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
